WEBSITE BULLDOZER

We tear down
ugly websites.
We build ones that print money.

Your competitor's site loads in 6 seconds, looks like a 2014 WordPress template, and converts like garbage. We bulldoze it. We rebuild it. 7 days. Fixed price. No retainers.

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7
days to launch
0
retainers, ever
98%
Lighthouse score, every build
$1,500
demolition + rebuild starts here
// THE DIAGNOSIS

Your website is the reason you're not closing.

Customers spend 1.7 seconds deciding whether to trust you. If your site looks like an agency made it in 2018 — they bounce. Here's what's costing you money right now:

01

It loads slower than your patience

4-second page load = 25% bounce. 7 seconds = half your traffic is gone before they see your headline.

02

It looks like everyone else's site

The same Squarespace template. The same hero with a stock photo of a handshake. Why would they pick you?

03

It can't be edited without a developer

You pay $250/hr to change a phone number. Then they take three weeks. Then they send a retainer invoice.

04

Google can't read it

No structured data, no sitemap, no internal linking. You're invisible to the only search engine that matters.

// THE PROCESS

Old agencies take 4 months.
We take 7 days.

We're an AI-first studio. Same humans you'd hire at a boutique shop, but with build tools that move 20x faster. Here's exactly how a project runs:

  1. DAY 1

    Discovery call & demolition order

    60-minute call. We audit what's broken, lock the scope, send a fixed-price quote before you hang up. Sign + deposit, we start.

  2. DAY 2–3

    Design in the browser, not in Figma

    No mockup theater. You see your real site, live, evolving in front of you. Feedback in plain English. We ship changes in minutes.

  3. DAY 4–5

    Content, SEO, schema, the whole thing

    We write your copy. We optimize your meta. We add structured data Google actually reads. Your site loads in under a second.

  4. DAY 6

    You review. We polish.

    One round of revisions, surgically applied. Anything you flag gets fixed the same day. No tickets, no Jira, just a chat thread.

  5. DAY 7

    Launch — and you keep the keys.

    Your domain. Your hosting. Your repo. We don't lock you in. You can edit copy yourself or hire any developer on earth to take over.

// SELECTED WORK

Sites we've already built.
Click any of them. They're live.

// HOW WE STACK UP

We don't compete with agencies.
We smoke them out of the water.

Traditional
web agency
Squarespace
+ a freelancer
Website
Bulldozer
Time to launch
4–6 months
3–6 weeks
7 days
Total cost
$25k–$80k
$3k–$8k + Squarespace fees forever
$1,500–$15k, fixed
Who writes your copy
You do. They invoice anyway.
You do. Or ChatGPT. Or nobody.
We do — and SEO it.
Page-load speed
3–6s (WordPress + 47 plugins)
4–8s (Squarespace's CDN)
< 1s (static, CDN-edge)
Who owns the code
They do. Hostage forever.
Squarespace does.
You do. Period.
Edits after launch
Retainer: $1,500/mo min.
DIY in their clunky editor.
Free for 30 days. $150 flat after.
// FIXED-PRICE PACKAGES

Pick the size of the wrecking ball.

Every package is fixed price. No surprise invoices. No "scope creep" charge at month four.

DEMOLITION
$1,500
one-time · 7-day delivery
  • 5-page modern website
  • Mobile + tablet + desktop
  • Copy + SEO meta written for you
  • Domain + Cloudflare hosting setup
  • Contact form to your inbox
  • Lighthouse 95+ guaranteed
  • 30 days of free edits
Schedule demolition →
SKYSCRAPER
$15,000+
custom · 30-day delivery
  • Everything in RECONSTRUCTION, plus:
  • 100+ pages (SEO-rich location grid)
  • Multi-language (up to 8 locales)
  • Custom interactive features (maps, calculators)
  • Editorial system with author macros
  • Direct PMS / CRM / API integrations
  • Ongoing growth retainer optional ($1.5k/mo)
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Ready to bulldoze it?

Tell us your domain. We'll send a brutal audit of what's broken, with a fixed quote to fix it. No sales call required.

Free. No spam. We reply within 24 hours, or we'll bulldoze our own site.